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Amaia
Salamanca (22)

Without bra there’s no
paradise

The
ex blond of Without tits has body and age for any piece of clothes to make
her a godess. Nevertheless, with that Ralph Lauren and no bra she left the
glamour at home. With the Manuel Mota’s worn in the Bond’s last
film premiere she looked much better.

Paula
Echevarría (31)

We like
to see your legs

Why does she hide
her body when she’s got her figure back after being Daniela’s mum
six months ago?

Elio
Benhayer’s dress did no favour to Busta’s wife... neither to her
personal trainer. She’s better displaying all her staff, like she did
some months ago in a magazine party.

Pilar Rubio (29)

Why did you?

The dress, a Vicky Martin Berrocal
piece, leaved nothing to the imagination.

The excessively plunging neckline,
transparencies everywhere... and those fringes!

At 2007 TP awards, with a nice
BCBG’s, she was gorgeous.

Eva
González (28)

She is
not the sam-miss

She was fine hosting
the TP awards ceremony, but she should beat her breast. The neckline of the fomer
miss blurred under the Hannibal Laguna dress. Even so, last summer Cayetano
Rivera was charmed by the fantastic Dsquared2 frock.

Demi Moore

What
about a larger size?

We
don’t know if it was a last-minute setback or if the swelling was to
blame, but those heels wouldn’t fit. With them she attended the press conference for Happy Tears, a film very
few clapped for at Berlin Film Festival.

Alice Dellal,
but what the hell is that!

Carlota Casiraghi’s
sister in law leaved her shame at home. With that outfit she arrived to an
awarding ceremony: with a see-through dress and an Edward Scissorshands haircut.
The gloves shaped like claws completed her impossible look.

Courtney
Love, free fall

Kurt Cobain’s
widow wouldn’t pass the pen’s test...

Her breast is so
drooping that the least she could do is buy a bra. On top of that, they say her
new boyfriend is Mickey Rourke. What a couple!

Pfeiffer, art running through
her veins

That’s
why she has them so bold. Michelle at 50 is so skinny that looks like 20. But
she’d better don’t go too far, with a little more flesh she would
look better. That’s her look at the Berlinale attending the press
conference for Cheri.

Madonna, jowl’s
queen

At 50 they start
losing weight to look younger, but very often that is for the worse. What
a jowl!!! She could be her
grandma.  Lifting over and over, but
the laws of gravity rule.

Sarah Jessica Parker, corny and
the City

If the
producers of her film see her with that look she wont’t be in the second
part of ‘Sex and the City’ for the big screen. Does she really
thinks that showing off those hoofs is cool? If she wanted to flaunt her accessories
she could have tried a pair of gloves because with those hands...

Marina
Castaño, thrown into her beauty care

Cela’s widow devoted the hole day to get beautiful, or at least she
tried. She went out early in the morning to go to the gym and she was there
till late. The ‘best’ her sporty outfit, thighter than a glove, and
that ponytail, that skin, that grimace... At home you can do as you please but
if you are famous and go out that way, they will surelly recognize you (and be
shocked) or maybe the’ll take you a picture like this...

Sharon, be careful,it’s
drooping!

Nobody can deny she’s got her charm going on 51, but those flabby
thighs and that cellulite are better to be hidden. She showed them with no
shame at London, after the Bafta. She’s got no complex that’s for
sure, because later she tried to pull Dev Patel, aged 18, main actor in lumdog Millionaire.

Whitney Houston, that
potbelly…

If you
go out to show off your new boyfriend (the rapper, Ray J. , 16 years younger
than her), don’t flaunt your big belly with that see-through top. Whitney,
darling, we know that at 46 you’ve passed everything but... that way he
will never sing to you ‘I will always love you’.

Paris,
you’d better heal the tones of your breast

The party’s
queen almost lost one of her charms. It was on her way out from a pub in Los
Angeles. With those plunging necklines you’d better be a good girl.

El look de millonaria de Freida

Después
de ver la extraodinaria última película de Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire, nos hemos enamorado
de la deslumbrante actriz protagonista: Freida Pinto

La
exmodelo destila glamour por los cuatro costados y su Jimmy Choo no desluce en
la alfombra roja. Esta semana nos fascinó su vestido asimétrico
de brillos metálicos –lucido en los premios de la asociacion de directores
americanos – obra del excéntrico diseñador Zac Posen. Pero
por casi 3.000 libras
su deslumbrante look es demasiado heavy
metal para nuestro presupuesto.

Freida
lleva: Vestido, 2.780 ₤,
Zac Posen; zapatos, 450 ₤; bolso de mano, 390 ₤, Jimmy Choo.

Total: 3.620 ₤.